So, I'm reading Night Life. It is...not very good. And yet, i am still reading it.

How bad is it? I'm glad you asked.

The fact that the werewolf is named Luna, that's bad enough. I mean, thank god the talentless girl got bitten, not the cousin with witch skills named Sunny. Who ever heard of a werewolf named Sunflower?

But that's not the really bad bit. Thus far, the worst bit is that the werewolf girl has a bikini wax.

Oh, wait. the bit about her eyes going all werewolfy--her pupils "changing from human black to animal gold." That's a author who has never looked at an animal in her life. This is the new worst science ever. It has exceeded both the were math in Charlaine Harris's books *and* the 'mineral rich rain' in Yasmine Galenorm's farieland.

I am still reading it.

Tags: i suffer so you don't have to